FUCK YOUR EXCUSES

Get help

The rest of this site is a boot up the arse, and most days that's the right medicine. Not every day is a "get up" day, though. If you're really struggling, feeling low or hopeless or just not coping, there's nothing lazy or weak about it. Nothing on this list is anything to be ashamed of using. It helps.

  • Samaritans

    Call 116 123, free, any time. Or email jo@samaritans.org

    Whatever you're going through, day or night. You don't have to be suicidal to call.

  • CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably)

    Call 0800 58 58 58 or use the webchat, 5pm to midnight, every day

    A helpline and webchat built for men, run by people who get it.

  • Shout

    Text SHOUT to 85258, free, 24/7

    A text conversation with a trained volunteer if talking out loud is too much right now.

  • Andy's Man Club

    Free peer talking groups for men 18+, Mondays 7pm, in person and online

    A room full of blokes who've been there. #ITSOKAYTOTALK.

  • NHS urgent mental health help

    Call 111 and choose the mental health option, 24/7

    Free NHS support in a mental health crisis, for you or someone you're worried about.

  • Mind

    Infoline 0300 102 1234, 9am to 6pm, Monday to Friday

    Practical information on what you're feeling, your options, and how to find local help.

  • Hub of Hope

    Search by postcode

    A directory that finds mental health services near you, including the small local ones.

  • Movember Conversations

    Free online guide

    How to actually check in on a mate you're worried about, and what to say when they open up.

If life is in immediate danger, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E.

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