Stick the day's quote on your own page. It changes at midnight, on its own, forever. Fair warning: the quotes swear, a lot — only bolt this on somewhere that suits that.
The embed
Drop this wherever you want the card to show. That's the whole job.
<iframe src="https://www.fuckyourexcuses.today/embed"
width="640" height="420"
style="border:0;max-width:100%"
title="Fuck Your Excuses daily quote"
loading="lazy"></iframe>
It's a plain <iframe> — no script, nothing that
talks to your visitors, nothing to configure. Resize it to taste; the
card keeps its shape.
Want to see it first? Open the embed on its own.
Rolling your own
If an iframe won't do, there's a public endpoint that returns the day's quote and its card images as JSON. No key, CORS is open, and it's cached until midnight so hammering it gets you nowhere:
GET https://www.fuckyourexcuses.today/api/quote/today
{
"date": "2026-10-18",
"quote": "...",
"images": {
"og": ".../og/2026-10-18.png",
"square": ".../og/2026-10-18/square.png",
"portrait":".../og/2026-10-18/portrait.png",
"pin": ".../og/2026-10-18/pin.png",
"story": ".../og/2026-10-18/story.png"
}
}